M.I.A.

I have two theories, one is either my bra had grown feet and walked away, or two my bra was stolen in the line of duty. I am better the more realistic one is the stolen in the line of duty. So now my question is why would someone want to steal a bra that was designed only for my body type? You would think that once they figured out that it was a bra, they would return the item back to where it was originally supposed to go. I mean most of the people in my apartment building are either too big or too small to fit into the bra that i had ordered. So if anyone has seen my bra please return it, I really need it for a wedding that I am in and would really like to have it back.